“No Drinking While Intoxicated” Tee – Warning: May Contain Irony

For those who read fine print with squinted eyes and toast to bad ideas—meet the tee that says what everyone’s thinking at 2 a.m. The “No Drinking While Intoxicated” shirt by La Sousculture blends deadpan humor with streetwear defiance, because sometimes the rules were made after the party.

Printed bold so you don’t have to speak louder than the music, this shirt is equal parts PSA and punchline. Wear responsibly… or don’t.

Features:

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping