Armor up your wardrobe with a battle-tested dose of dark humor. Inspired by the legendary ‘it’s just a flesh wound’ moment, this shirt proves that style (like limbs) is optional, but wit is eternal. Designed by Wrider151, it’s equal parts knightly grit and tongue-in-cheek charm—perfect for anyone who knows that a scratch never stopped a legend.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Armor up your wardrobe with a battle-tested dose of dark humor. Inspired by the legendary ‘it’s just a flesh wound’ moment, this shirt proves that style (like limbs) is optional, but wit is eternal. Designed by Wrider151, it’s equal parts knightly grit and tongue-in-cheek charm—perfect for anyone who knows that a scratch never stopped a legend.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
