Hydration is important. So is being the life of the party. Why not both?

This tee by La Sousculture is for the functional chaos enthusiasts who understand that electrolytes are cool—but beer is cooler. Whether you’re BBQ-bound, festival-hopping, or just lawn-chair philosophizing, this shirt lets the world know your priorities are refreshingly clear.

Crisp cotton. Ironic thirst. Premium-level irresponsibility. Proudly pouring one out for good decisions since… well, never.

Features:

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping