Because sometimes “no thanks” just doesn’t cover it.
This bold little number says exactly what you’re thinking—without you having to waste your precious breath. Printed in unapologetic lettering across premium, soft-as-sin cotton, it’s the perfect uniform for dodging small talk, shutting down bad vibes, or simply reminding the world that your patience is not on backorder.
Wear it to family dinners, office meetings, or anywhere sarcasm is better than violence. Pair with jeans, sneakers, and a smirk for maximum effect.
Warning: May cause offended looks, awkward silence, and secret admiration from people who wish they had the guts to wear it.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Because sometimes “no thanks” just doesn’t cover it.
This bold little number says exactly what you’re thinking—without you having to waste your precious breath. Printed in unapologetic lettering across premium, soft-as-sin cotton, it’s the perfect uniform for dodging small talk, shutting down bad vibes, or simply reminding the world that your patience is not on backorder.
Wear it to family dinners, office meetings, or anywhere sarcasm is better than violence. Pair with jeans, sneakers, and a smirk for maximum effect.
Warning: May cause offended looks, awkward silence, and secret admiration from people who wish they had the guts to wear it.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
